You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
