Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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