You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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