are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she told me i tasted like america
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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