I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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