do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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