Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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