Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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