I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My breasts were aching with rage.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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