wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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