What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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