i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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