how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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