i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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