xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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