I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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