She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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