no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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