oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I could fuck to npr.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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