I hope mine doesn't look like that
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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