no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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