I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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