I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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