this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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