Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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