How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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