i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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