i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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