: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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