What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I stole a fireplace last night.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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