People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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