i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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