Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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