Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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