This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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