we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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