ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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