I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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