these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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