doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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