Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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