i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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