i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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