So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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