She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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