he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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