plz talk dirty to me
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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