i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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