Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Pants are for mortals
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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