Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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