first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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I need you to use more vowels.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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