sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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