i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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