I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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